Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
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Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML
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Godsofdracos 15
They are! FML is proof that old people get away with anything that they want to get away with.
summerguy97 16
Until someone snaps and you can't run away in time.
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Comments (95)
sakebomb 1
You then should have told her "He also said I'm a spitting image of you"
blackvyper 8
You should have told him that your looks were a genetic defect.
xxshukakuxx 9
Blame them for the genes
auro7 18
Tell him you got your looks from him =)
worldclassrager 39
But some things are better to stay silent is the rest of the tag...show him up by getting into a relationship...
koalabear_55 11
If a girl calls you ugly they're jealous. If a boy calls you ugly he likes you. But if an old person calls u ugly, sorry hun you're ugly!
ksks1234 33
The first two points of your statement might apply if you are in middle school.
HisPoison 1
But one day you will be beautiful to somebody and his comment wont matter :)
RedPillSucks 31
U G L Y .... You know the rest.
DanielleinDC 33
Too bad you couldn't have said something like, "Well, I did get some of my genetic material from you, mom and grandpa. Hopefully I won't get his meanspiritedness as well."
pzychosys 5
I think by that she means that they're allowed to speak their mind. Don't take it too personally.