Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
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Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
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idkweird 0
Is anyone else wondering how she got the damn keys? He drove, why would he hand over keys to her while she was heading in to the hospital?
myfriend_youfail 3
Her pain must have messed up her critical thinking skills. First, who expects a person to WALK thirty-two miles, especially at nine in the morning??? And second, if you'd walked, she would have probably passed you on the way home, since cars drive a lot faster than people can walk...you'd still be walking home when she parked the car at your house! FYL for having an idiot girlfriend. Maybe her "terrible pain" was a result of straining the few brain cells she has available to her.
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kukopia 0
Maybe the waiting room had a lot of people in it when she was released. Irregardless, she was a tool to take the car w/o you unless she was on some serious pain meds.
proud_liberal 0
typical man...doesn't care enough to remain awake. if your girlfriend takes you back I'll be amazed. you are scum in my book
myfriend_youfail 3
She left some time around or before 9 AM, the time he woke up. Meaning they were probably there for several hours before 9 AM. If the hospitals in Norway are anything like the hospitals here, they might have had to wait upwards of five hours, depending on what she was diagnosed with. MEANING they probably got there around 4 or 5 in the morning, if not earlier.. And you're blaming him for napping while she's with the doctor? Considering that patients are not usually allowed to bring other non-patients with them to the actual examination, and that anyone with the patient must sit out in the waiting room? Idiot. Though I agree that the poster is scum, since the FML is so illogical it has to be fake. No one in their right mind would assume that a person just got up and walked THIRTY-TWO MILES home.
averagexbecca 0
She probably wasn't the most clear-headed person in the world with all the pain she went through in the middle of the night, and it's even possible she was given some drugs. You have to take into consideration that, while no logical person would assume someone got up and walked 32 miles, she may not have been the most logical person at the time. And she might've had her own set of keys with her - very possible - or else the OP might've said, "I was the only one in the waiting area, and my car keys were gone." But since that wasn't mentioned, we can probably say she either wasn't "in her right mind" or she's dumb. Or hey, she might be a bitch.
myfriend_youfail 3
I'd have to say she's dumb either way. On the one hand, if medication or painkillers SO impair her rational thinking, she probably shouldn't be driving. On the other hand...she's just retarded.
potentpotable 0
Totally fake, unless you leave your car door unlocked with the keys in the car. And I'm pretty sure if the GF was in such pain she wouldn't think to take her own set of car keys especially if her BF is driving.
Wes2k8 0
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jessxoxo28 5
wow, y is every1 attacking him about how he didnt care? if he didnt care, then he wouldnt have drove his gf to the hospital. so he feel asleep- he's human, it was really early, it happens. ur gf is a dumbass, she actually thought u "walked" 32 miles? thats stupid.
athame1983 0
umm plenty of ppl give their partners their spare keys.......
Wololo 0
My, my, my, there sure are a lot of trolls active today. Must be the weather.
myfriend_youfail 3
That's what the good old Midwestern United States is known for! Foul autumn weather, farm folk, and trolls! Just wait until the winter breaks start around the middle of December. No school...little possibility of running around out in the snow because people these days would rather stay indoors on the internet than go outside and have fun in the snow... You'll be buried in piles of trolls. :D
avfcfan89 0
you should have stayed awake your jerk. Then your girlfriend is a huge bitch for leaving you like that. i guess yall are perfect for each other.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Lesson #1 in taking care of someone else is getting little bits of sleep whenever you can. You never know when you have to spend a lot of time running extra errands or helping the person at odd hours. And when you get past high school, it is very common to let a gf/bf have a copy of your car and apartment keys. Comes in handy sometimes.
Visho_fml 0
Haha xD Detter er morsomt XD
Scotticus117 11
YDI for dating such a stupid (or cruel) girl. and for giving her the car keys. why would you give her the keys?