Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
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Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
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idkweird 0
Is anyone else wondering how she got the damn keys? He drove, why would he hand over keys to her while she was heading in to the hospital?
myfriend_youfail 3
Her pain must have messed up her critical thinking skills. First, who expects a person to WALK thirty-two miles, especially at nine in the morning??? And second, if you'd walked, she would have probably passed you on the way home, since cars drive a lot faster than people can walk...you'd still be walking home when she parked the car at your house! FYL for having an idiot girlfriend. Maybe her "terrible pain" was a result of straining the few brain cells she has available to her.
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Punkrock313 0
Sorry, but there is no way you live 32 miles from the ****** hospital, there are like 5 within 10 miles of my house.
CharleneW 0
Errrmm.. Yeah it is possible. I live in a large city with three hospitals and until the province finishes building the fourth, the closest one is 17 miles away. And I live IN the city, not outside of it. So someone living further south then I would obviously be further away. Moron.
Punkrock313 0
Oh, I'm sorry, FYL. LOL.
whatevershesaid 0
Mmmm cheese like chedar that has no holes.... mmmmm
n33mb 0
Is she stupid? Or do you just usually take 32 mile walks every morning?
Pink4Ever 0
Well she's an Idiot and you should totally dump her ass!! She was probably faking the whole thing just so she could get your car.......
Sweetie2u 1
op. ur gf is retarded.
Computersrule 0
She is one stupid bitch
Fruitmonster2 15
You know what, who gives a ****. You all are stupid, nobody is perfect. So shut the **** up and move on.
nora1234 3
howd she get the keys