Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML
eastsiderounder tells us more.
OP here. Yeah, this ended the relationship on the spot. Especially with how I reacted to it. I believe my exact words were, "no! That's *expletive* gross!" She rebutted with, "it wouldn't be so bad, we've seen each other naked several times before." Referring to her uncle. That did it for me. It's not as bad as pedophilia, they're only a few months apart, he's older, but both over 18. Still I can proudly say she is my ex-girlfriend now and can do whatever the hell she wants with her uncle. This was literally the first red-flag I'd had in the three months since we've been dating. I was all for filming a video, and didn't think it even needed to be said that we'd be using a tripod, or perhaps setting the camera on a shelf, apparently, she had other ideas. It's too bad too, she was actually a decent girlfriend. Ah well, I'll cut my losses and move on.
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Stylux_fml 16
That's... uncool!
rmccorm 7
dude, run.
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spicycroissant 5
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devans00 14
I would be surprised if the whole thing was Uncles's idea in the first place.
HemoValencia 5
I guess you could say they are relatively close.
nitrog100 21
What the ******* ****!?
sthrnbell 9
Eeeewwww!!
si3g3master 1
Well family always what to help you better yourself in any way possible! Or maybe your girlfriend is using this to gennnntttlly tell you that u suck in bed, or not...
rascalll 7
My advice: first date a girl for a few months before you call her your girlsfriend
rebel_mystic 11
that family sounds a little to close. I would run.
abbsmarie 7
One word- tripod
anaakaee 7
could this be some form of incest.? like ewww