Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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calilovesneb 12
I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.
EverestMelting 23
It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!
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Comments (187)
donutcallmethat 16
That sucks, OP, but you are a surgeon. You're obviously smart, and you have a good job. It isn't going to be hard to get dates. Just dump her, and anyone else who acts like that, and move on to greener pastures.
Acidburn6661 5
Think of it as a good thing. She may of cheated on you before, its a good thing you cought this before you married her! At least you are not dating her anymore. just keep your head up!
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
She has some ****** up ideas of justice. You deserve better Op. She's way too childish to be in a mature relationship.
lulumck 6
Why is an obviously intelligent man with such a bimbo!
Shurikenstar_ 0
What kind of ridiculous convoluted logic is going on in that head of hers?? Obviously when you're dating someone in that kind of field you have to understand and expect for your time together to be interrupted -____- Surgeons are overworked and people get hurt all the time. Ugh, seriously though?
fantasyworld 39
You deserve someone better.
treewolf 5
Just do surgery on her and take your heart back. You deserve better OP.
skyblueprincess 17
SHE A BITCH!!!!!!!
LyricaSilvan 30
Doesn't sound like she was all that mature. You probably are better off without her.
PuppiesKisses 19
You are way out of that hoe bags league.