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By stadams1024 / Tuesday 11 September 2012 20:41 / United States
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OP- you searched the car, but you didn't even look at the passenger's seat? I'm impressed, that takes remarkable stupidity. Bravo.

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Makes sense because you know, cars make noise and keys belong in the ignition. Obviously op would have never known

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68 - it's probably referring to another fml where a lady panicked searching for her keys. They were in the ignition and the car was running.

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Last week it was proving. Soon, we'll see, "Today, I was trying to prove to my dad that I could find my keys..."

Could have been worse, I dropped my keys in the golf course somewhere, and I had to walk the entire 7000 yard course again to find them, and yes the keys were in my bag, but I didn't realize there was a hole in it.

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I didn't make the comment to clear, the keys fell out of the hole in my golf bag. Perdix, I am not giving up golf. I have to get a scholarship, because that is the only way I am going to get to college. Those are my dad's exact words

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#41, did you take me seriously? Do you really think I think that golf holes suck keys into them? When I putt, they don't even suck balls! Good luck with the golf scholarship!

This is why keyless ignitions are great. If the key is anywhere in the car, it starts. Not that this helps you in any way.

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64: I think she was implying that since her mom left the "key" (the remote signals to the computer system that the rightful owner is in the vehicle) in the car, anyone could've gotten in and driven off. Though its "keyless" you still have to have the remote inside the vehicle to start the engine fully.

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Yes you can, 75. He's not a God. Sure, he may have the long flowing hair and the taut firm buttocks of one, but... wait, what was I talking about?

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