Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
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singer0421 32
Honestly, she was probably just using that as an excuse, and wanted to break up with you anyway. If it wasn't, then I'm sorry that you were with someone so self-centered. Either way, sorry your life sucks OP
howdmynosego 12
What a narcissistic bitch, sorry op
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Comments (47)
desleighh16 9
Screw her she's no good!
Jayms_fml 32
I'm sure he has already done that on multiple occasions. ;)
KaylaTackett 18
She'll realize how stupid that was in a few years.
dragoongirl90 34
Well, she clearly didn't love YOU more than anything.
pandalover69 26
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Considering she dumbed you over that you would of just regretted you quote when you guys broke up eventually. Now you can move on and you don't have to look back and think "wow. I was really dumb for making that my quote".
ohsnapword 21
Don't sweat it. In high school, you always find the person you don't want to spend the rest of your life with.
Jayms_fml 32
That's SO ridiculous!! Breaking up with your boyfriend of two years over the content of a senior quote is just freaking ridiculous.
Tannasgh 22
You avoided a close call...
Tsumetai_ 11
am I the only one who thinks he should've just did as his girlfriend asked? it's just a senior quote. not really that big of a deal if you think about it. sucks that she broke up over that tho, but she probably thought OP didn't love her since he couldn't say he loves her in his quote.
Zengchangwen 3
You can't let someone stay who wanted to leave
Cthulhu_Agrees 6
Dodged a bullet.