Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
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singer0421 32
Honestly, she was probably just using that as an excuse, and wanted to break up with you anyway. If it wasn't, then I'm sorry that you were with someone so self-centered. Either way, sorry your life sucks OP
howdmynosego 12
What a narcissistic bitch, sorry op
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Comments (47)
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
You made the right choice, those quotes are forever!!
jocamo 24
Is her name Jackie Burkhart?
UserDoesExist 13
Sounds like she's a little to clingy.
Delina_Rose 13
I am sorry for the pain this must have caused you but seriously man you dodged a bullet. This is the kind of thing you can loop back to books like twilight. I think she wanted to break up with you for a bit because you wouldn't give her every waking second of your life. She is a narcissist in a way where she validates her overbearing need for attention with popular media that makes this kind of bull "ok" in her mind. If you can manage move past as quick as possible and find a nice person to share time with who is willing to actually contribute to the relationship not just take away because they are always out there.
DanielleinDC 34
That's just nuts. You dodged one there, dude.
Xenomorphic 8
What an egotistical shit. You didn't deserve her.
ar2ag3on 4
that's good then. she's not the one. someone who won't support your decisions in life, especially simple and pointless ones, aren't worth your time. although I apologize for your heart break.
purplepong 14
That's what you get for having a high school girlfriend
Scorpio01 16
She just proved that she wasn't worth the quote.
emeraldarcher74 30
Did she also want you to replace your picture with you and her?
Jayms_fml 32
Haha! Good one.