Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
cmayer 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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Comments (250)
laden_swallow09 35
Yet you say "lady". It's a title, not a birthright.
Ryodin 11
Now you'll think twice before asking her to do that thing with her tongue again.
Shehulk23 4
The other night, for some unfathomable reason, I had a friggin SEX dream about Justin Beiber. I completely understand your feeling physically ill.
JokersHQ 21
Wow. I feel so bad for you, I don't even have a a witty comment to help you feel better. Just hang in there man, hopefully it will get better!
Shosho7 3
I don't understand ! Roleplay as JB is just stupid !
Starchild2229 12
No way in hell I would, dump her! She gonna make you give up your Man Card!!!
jtn414 3
Most guys would be thrilled to have a bisexual girlfriend
qpsarah 10
What the ****? How old is she? She shouldn't be having sex
Taurus_ChicKa 37
What the actual ****? How old is your girlfriend, 12? She's way too young and immature to be having sex. And how could she possibly "guilt" you into doing something you don't want to do? Tell her no, and if she doesn't like it or throws a childish hissy fit (which would be likely if she's a fan of Justin Bieber), kick her to the curb and tell her to grow up. YDI for not standing up to her and actually going through with it. UGH!
JennNoVa 8
Dude, you need a new girlfriend.