Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Welshite 40
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
cmayer 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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Comments (250)
ixheartxyerxmom 5
If your guy doesn't do things like this with you on a daily basis, he takes life too seriously. On the flip side; if this is a FML moment for you, YOU take life too seriously
angelhashman 3
is she 12?!? at least when I role play I'm a successful business woman and my fiance is an intern trying to get a job...
cloud1138 10
either dump her or next time just say no as much as I hate to say it you deserved it for bending to her will in this situation
AKSparky 3
Did she at least make you a sammich and get you a beer afterward?
Omniprism 15
Awww but your super sweet to do that for her but tell her never again and now she owes you something you want.
3adi2 4
a genuine FML..
Fullmetal4492 1
Dude that's a big price to get laid.Somebody really need to find a new girlfriend and FYI that will be you.
x3jmac27 22
Your gf has problems for making you do something that horrible. If I was you in that situation I would of said no better than having sex while roleplaying as justin bieber
StEpHiE1226 12
How'd u stay turned on???
azisles02 17
I don't care what excuse your girlfriend had, if my girlfriend even HINTED at the thought of me roleplaying as him, she'd be an ex-girlfriend.