Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Welshite 40
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
cmayer 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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Comments (250)
candyycurnn 10
Why would you agree to that lol
prissycat21 1
I'm really interested to know how exactly you go about role playing as Justin Bieber...
TheOtherNewest1 6
Is that you, Pedobear?
Kenjikai 5
Get this man some 151!! STAT! LOTS OF IT!!! I'd rather die before this...
Gamecast20 5
Shes to young for you bro Run while you can
Chasse_fml 5
RUN OP, RUN!!!! Get the f*** out of there! Save yourself before it's too late. You don't want to know what happens next...
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
You know what? I agree with you. If he was kind to you and gave you hope to go on then that is the sweetest thing he could ever do for a person. I personally dislike him (he's been acting out these days) but who's to say that means I know everything about him, or who he truly is? The media isn't right about everything. Forget the rest of these rude a-holes who are determined to put you down because you like who they don't. You're right and they're not, this time around.
francismoncot 10
If you're having sex with a girl, then you can't also be playing and Justin Bieber
megt_fml 6
Dump her, dump her NOW!
anthony99 14
At least now your gf is one less lonely girl