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By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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Double dump

By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

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By musicyman55 - 19/12/2009 07:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

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rawrriri 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 11:57

She likes the idea of you= she likes having a boyfriend. She doesn't like you= ... She doesn't like you..

caviar_fml 2

Wednesday 16 November 2011 11:55

in theory you're good but you don't live up to her expectations

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theressarina 2

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:16

Everything you offer, in theory is good, but probably feels no chemistry.

Courtney_Sanders 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:17

It means she likes the idea of having a boyfriend, she just doesn't want you to be her boyfriend.

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:19

It means secretly she has someone else she feels more in love with. More connected to. Maybe even someone who is currently married and she feels lonely at times. Being she cant be with the guy she wants. So your just the fall through guy until she figures things out! She doesn't want your relationship to grow much further.

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:10

Holy shit you dated Barbara Streisand! Dodged a bullet op...

lilpowers 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:14

That means she was blonde.

sochaboy 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:39

It means she's just not that into you, bro

ohdearieme 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:45

It means she likes the idea of having a boyfriend but dosn't want you to be hers. Unlucky :(

weepingangel_fml 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:50

I like the idea of this FML, but I don't like this FML.

YourNextPrincess 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:00

Mm, have you seen "Freedom Writers"? Yeah, the main character uses the same line.(;

alicekyra 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:18

i think she meant i thought id like you but i don't... fyl!! :(

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