Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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pawpaw_fml 0
At least it wasn't a *****...
pyromaniac222222 0
Did you ask for them back?
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Comments (59)
Witchcraft_fml 5
Hopefully they did not contain skidmarks and sex stains.
jessxoxo28 5
LOL, sucks for u
sweeper17 0
lol that is rather funny but it sucks JUST a tad to be you
jackkerouc9 0
the big question was the professor a male or female?
expen_dable 0
If your professor was a fat chick then she would have loved it, fat chicks will do you for anything, including crispy chicken sandwiches.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
YDI for not checking your folder beforehand. Always verify what you are submitting right before you submit it so that you know 100% that nothing is missing, damaged, or, in this case, sexy.
fringle 0
I nodded this and said no… because I don't really get it. or maybe Im just stupid. or missing something.
DameGreyWulf 1
LMAO That's cute of her, but sucks how it turned out! .... hopefully it was clean and not stained. Also you should have checked your folder beforehand. I always double check lol..
srak 0
I didn't understand a word of that
i_got_it 0
Oh, thats gotta suck.. But think about it, she owes you big time now. So tell her to get on those knees... and smoke some weed.
leofan15 0
lmao nice #28 :)
Someone0101 0
She'd be smoking a roach, in that case. =)