Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she...

By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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By Andrew - 23/10/2012 19:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2022 00:00

Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML

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thebeautybleeds 17

Monday 22 August 2011 1:45

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

Trainspotting_fml 9

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Between a rock and a hard place, eh?

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chevyboy1122 9

Monday 22 August 2011 2:13

Really u need viagra just to spive up ur love life??? Time to break out the walker and thr depends

MeganBieber 0

Monday 22 August 2011 15:30

Its called Erectile disfunction smart one.

perdix 29

Monday 22 August 2011 2:15

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RabbitPressure1 6

Monday 22 August 2011 2:18

Would you want a large object stuffed up your ass because your boyfriend was a shitdick? Didn't think so.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 22 August 2011 2:42

I just hate it when people don't get perdix's comments :O

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 22 August 2011 3:05

Getting them or not is not the issue. The issue is that that was a shit-brained thing to say and the females reading it are annoyed!

shake_my_head 2

Monday 22 August 2011 3:23

you can totally tell the two genders when it comes to sex - and if my Vj was a crime scene that day I would say he should just use the sock he uses.

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Monday 22 August 2011 3:24

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Sydnayy 4

Monday 22 August 2011 3:31

I'm not annoyed, I agree. Just saying.

Palirose 22

Monday 22 August 2011 2:21

Lol you should have asked her to jerk your chicken. Or even use her mouth. Loool

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 22 August 2011 3:03

Uh no.... He Should have told her, then if she decided she wanted to give him oral or a hand job or something then okay. Having your period sucks!! You don't want to exist! Let alone please somebody else!

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 22 August 2011 6:32

The expression is "choke the chicken"... Atleast last I checked it was....

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:13

Technically only a Jamaican girl can jerk your chicken.

Tavers 19

Monday 22 August 2011 2:24

Assume the best but prepare for the worst.

JustKeepOnHatin 7

Monday 22 August 2011 2:29

Ydi for assuming tht just cause yer gf is staying the night your gonna get some

Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 22 August 2011 2:51

If they're dating, then why shouldn't OP be prepared? OP might have erectile dysfunction, and took the viagra to please his girlfriend in case she did want to have sex. Remember kids, when you assume, it makes an ass out of u and me.

simplylost643 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:03

#34, If a man invites his girlfriend to spend the night, it ain't cause he wants to spend the evening cuddleing in bed sharing his feelings. There's unfortunetly more then enough time for that stuff after marriage. If a woman is unable/unwilling to share herself with her boyfriend, then manners dictate that she share that information before hand. No man, ever, on the face of this planet invited his girlfriend over to his house without at least some intention of being intimate.

jello17 0

Monday 22 August 2011 6:49

yeah, but for some people, including my boyfriend and I, sexual activities aren't the only thing on our minds when we spend nights together. Considering that we've lasted months spending nights together without sexual activity (due to personal reasons), I don't think it's a necessity for every guy. Not honorable/respectful ones, anyways. Anyways, I think the op deserves it, considering he expected it from her without asking first, and went so far as to take a pill. I'm sure he has hands too that he can use to remedy his problem.

gofferurself 10

Monday 22 August 2011 12:02

no man, ever? Hate to call you out on that, but my self and my roommate both have. If you had said fuckbuddy, maybe, but girlfriend or someone you have feelings for beyond just her ******, you should care beyond getting laid.