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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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Top comments

toastbrot 9

You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

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CharlotteColeman 6

Consider this lucky. You don't want someone that stupid

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jenjen53 7

Sorry to hear your g/f broke up with you, OP. I will say that you are lucky to grind out before the wedding that she's so ignorant. You'll find someone much better.

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deathperado 0

Just like habing two basically. One is redundant so to say. Nature gave us backup for having fun :) if you need to have one removed (testicular tumor or cancer is the most common reason) everything works almost or equal as before. Just don't make any risky stunts that migjt cause you to damage one ;

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AdiraNightshade 8

I know someone with one ******** were actually really good friends

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deathperado 0

You would have gotten braindamaged kids if they would inherit their intelligence from her

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rodrigun449 16

I have only one ******** as well. I know your pain

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samlovesham1234 9

That's ridiculous. One ******** has nothing to do with sexuality. And it's still possible to have children anyway.

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captainsmegma 12

If you explain to her that if you only have one ******** it just means that you have to **** twice as much I'll bet she would understand.

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