Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
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Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
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Top comments
Gloria DiBlasio_1442619339 4
I hate to be a downer, but I strongly urge you to make an appointment with both your dentist and your general doctor. This could possibly be caused by an underlying condition. Wish you the best.
julfunky 29
I can’t tell you how many dreams I’ve had about my teeth falling out. It’s terrifying.
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Comments (25)
Yudith 28
Don't worry; it's perfectly normal for any 6-year-old. Now get away from the computer and go to bed.
dexter420 21
Meth
crims0nangel 16
What timing for this fml. I've been having a dream that my teeth are falling out.
routerere 10
In case this happens again, place the tooth in milk or a balanced salt solution. The tooth may have hope of being reattached especially if you seek professional help within an hour.
let Kno if you're getting happen is them 6
we're the hell would this kid get a glass of anything at school?
let Kno if you're getting happen is them 6
we're the hell would this kid get a glass of anything at school?
GIJoefan 6
Might be a baby tooth that refused to fall out at the right age. It’s been known to happen.
kujiens101 24
With my zero medical expertise, I can say definitely it’s the Black Plague.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Was it a late blooming baby tooth? I'd consult a dentist to be sure.