Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML
Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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cooterpie 11
Eh, it's good luck.
BShady96 0
Going for Top YDI?
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Comments (125)
chessypie 0
Very shity
Greeneyes41 1
Birdie, birdie in the sky. Why you do that in my eye? Big and white, taste like sap. Oh my God it's birdie crap!
BlahBlahBlah_99 6
Dumbass.
mizzflory 5
Those birds are champs
THE_A_TEEN 28
Seagull: Command, this is seagull 1, chasing tango's in our sight right now. seagull: seagull 1, FOX 2. Seagull 2, fox 2 Pidgeon 1, fox 2 Op: oh god, they're dropping shit. YDI, never mess with the might of the Avian Air Force.
gatorkiss 0
Yep it was like pearl harbor . Congrats on getting shit on.
Blaxicanhall 0
This kid. What a scrub
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Heh, don't worry 45, that's the first thing that popped into my head when I read this FML too, but I had read it too late. Boo hoo.
Salinnax3 2
ROFL. Sucks to be you guys.
mominzed 19
OP is named shithhead. I guess they're shitfaced with stupidity as well!