Miscellaneous: Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't...

By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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omfg_creepers 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:24

some people pay for that. consider yourself lucky

skip_m 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:28

Post your friend's address.

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taka805 10

Tuesday 25 December 2012 4:20

Although messed up, that's awesome... FML

kayjay18 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 4:34

Umadbro?

Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 25 December 2012 4:43

Their friend is a fish

biglittlehead 12

Tuesday 25 December 2012 4:52

Some friend.

ballettillidie 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 4:59

Forward every pic u get to him

U_GotitDude 18

Tuesday 25 December 2012 5:00

Return the favor

amara92_fml 10

Tuesday 25 December 2012 5:32

Haha what a 'good friend'

DashItAll 10

Tuesday 25 December 2012 5:47

Friend??

ally354 4

Tuesday 25 December 2012 5:48

Im sorry. But i think this is ******* halurious

xylide 1

Tuesday 25 December 2012 6:01

Search your phone number it should show

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