Health: Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was...

By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By ghhhhhhh - 28/12/2021 08:01

Today, a side effect of my new medicine is uncontrollable itching. To “help”, my boyfriend gave me itching powder. When I got mad, he claimed he thought itching powder was used to combat itching. What? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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By damngotkik - 20/12/2017 19:00

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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By brokenarm - 03/03/2010 16:46 - Germany

Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to "be a man and deal with it." FML

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By sprainedankle - 17/05/2013 20:49 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML

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By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

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By ParkerRommel - 27/01/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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Wednesday 9 February 2011 9:10

The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.

CabZ_fml 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 9:04

b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.

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xGraycloud 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 4:55

at least you know she isn't really a friend, hence the quotations on friend.

maidenandwhat 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 7:22

rub some itchy powder on your friends toilet paper :)

SpanishFutbol201 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 11:46

hahahahahah

lashay_17 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:34

While he is sleeping put itching powder n his pants and socks lol

Madrias 36

Friday 11 February 2011 4:00

I have the ultimate solution... Rub habanero peppers into said "friend's" clothing and such (wear gloves while doing so, these peppers are not to be taken lightly), then wait for the screaming to start. It makes Icy Hot look like water on the pain scale.

spottie 0

Monday 11 April 2011 9:05

Because a cast doesn't itch enough to begin with? That was cruel. What a douche.

4ugu4 7

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:29

put itching powder in his bed, pillow, and all that.

sexycookies 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:09

casts itch enough by them selves  i had casts on both oh my arms tht sucked

Autumn_Loves_Gir 5

Friday 12 August 2011 1:43

OH MY GOSH I am so sorry. I have very sensitive skin, and when i had a broken arm the itching was so intense i had to get a new cast because as it turned out i was allergic to the fluffy stuff lining the inside of it. So i can imagine how horrible that was for you.