Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML
Today, I tried out a new fabric softener, thinking it would make my clothes smell like fresh mountain air. Turns out I’m allergic to it. I’m now covered in hives and smell like a pine-scented car air freshener. FML
Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
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Top comments
MrThump 16
Hope you weren't going commando!
MakeTodayADTR 20
Maybe you're just not meant to be in The Sisterhood.. They can keep their travelling pants.
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Comments (37)
zenrael 21
That's two in a row today!
connaughty0225 16
Dang that's no way to start the day, hopefully it doesn't hinder the day.
Sillychees 22
well sweet pants from now on then
GingerRoot 13
See I borrow my room mates jeans but we use the same soap!
Silk_Routes 14
its your bad luck Op or FYL
MonstreBelle 29
Ouch. Hopefully it's not too severe. Try taking oatmeal baths, they can do a lot to help soothe irritated and itchy skin.
Mcstud1y 30
If you knew that you were allergic to a certain laundry detergent then you should be more vigilant, if you didn't know till now at least you know for next time
strike2867 13
Actually, I think you might be allergic to her herpes.
shanson 22
Here's hoping op was wearing underwear
Inspire129 7
And that is why you never go commando in another man's fatigues.