Don't run. You'll trigger her hunting instinct.

"My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy."

Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllll.

I think he says it more like "CAAARRROOOLL."

It's more like CCOORRAALLL

I didn't realize Gerber made human flesh baby food...

#15, a lot of 3rd world countries with low literacy rates have a general practice of making product labels with pictures of the product's contents. That way you can know what's inside without the use of reading skills. So when big western brands like Gerber come in and sell jars with pictures of chubby faced infants on the front, the locals freak out because it looks like Gerber is trying to say the product is made out of babies.

I'm guessing you're also a cultural anthropologist.

Now I want to open a restaurant called the morgue.

Same. We can make it a successful 5 star restaurant too

Believe it or not, no, there are no laws against cannibalism itself. There is no law outlining specifically "the act of cannibalism is illegal." However, when cannibalism is committed, it's charged with other things, desecration of a corpse, and usually murder, because that often accompanies cannibalism.

It's actually legal to have flesh, but illegal to eat it. :P