Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML
Today, a teacher asked me to edit a video of her class. Unfamiliar with cameras that work with video tape, I accidentally recorded over her video. The footage is impossible for me to get back. FML
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foamsinmouth 0
If you're filming the football practice how could you not know it was recording your voice as well? That's called stupidity. :P
Excellence 0
You idiots. Did you just assume that the camera would be polite and not eavesdrop on your conversation?
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Comments (217)
alex_vik 1
#86 - This is the internet, not real life. Do you ever think that people are actually what they're like IRL the way they act on the internet?
Commonsenseless 0
Oh wow. That's just plain sad. How could you not realize that there would be sound?
GabriLee 0
encyclopediadramatica.com.... Really? Their catch phrase is "In Lulz We Trust". Epic fail.
alex_vik 1
#90 - You don't do things for the lulz? And your 'epic fail' came from sites such as ED. So, you're the one who actually fails.
ragas 0
#90, are you serious right now? How ignorant can one person be when trying so hard to come off as not ignorant? This is exactly what you said: "...considering you search the web enough to adapt your speech to suit the internet?" Um, last time I checked, searching the web (synonym: internet) would probably constitute enough to adapt your speech to suit the INTERNET.
teamsquirrel 0
oh yeah... who knew video cameras had microphones? this is dumb.
Phillay632 0
Don't worry, *****. Guys love sex and rarely turn it down. Trust me, they'd sooner brown bag it than directly turn it down. You've thrown out the offer, so just lay back and enjoy getting passed around the locker room. P.S. - You certainly know how to support a team and show spirit!
matt2561 0
funny
GabriLee 0
Haha, love, I am getting some laughs, you are getting pissed. That is the difference. Web is not internet slang. It is used in proper English. Though, on the other hand, I do seriously hope that you use hurr derp when you talk on a daily basis. I'd rather not be called ignorant, because you do not know me, or what I do or do not do with my time. I merely asked what hurr derp meant, and still have not recieved a definition.
dang_fml 0
what camera doesn't record sound? not a smart move at all. you fail.