Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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ThumbTackBraille 0
Then congratulations. I'll bet you meet someone at medical school. And that way it's a guarantee that they're smarter than your average door!
cyberhoy 3
ok so i read this a while ago but only made an account now. Honestly if your going to medical school now and the other guys is all ready a business owner she probably is better off financially with the business owner. Think about it he'll be selling cell phones for a while and he's making money now. When do you think you'll even pay off your school debt? It may take a while. Remember even less glamourous businesses can make alot of money. Your ex girl friend is a gold digging **** and she'll probably divorce this guy for his money and she was going to do thak to you. She doesn't want to wait 15 years before she can have a profitible divorce LOL!! she must be pretty hot if she can choose between a doctor and a business owner however.
loler_fml 0
Wow, seriously dont worry! She will realise what she is gonna miss out on. Also, it is seriously her loss, not yours!
twistedspeaker 0
As with everyone above. You don't need someone that stupid as your potential wife. lol What an idiot!
MaxG1991 0
FAKE
kpark115 6
..?
urallosers 0
really? who cares. go find someone else. and if she ever tries to come back tell her to screw. also, beleive it or not, some small business owners are very financially savvy and may become more wealthy than a doctor. Her reason is bogus if you ask me. Money is never the issue, security is. So rather than be with someone that may or may not finish medical school and may or may not have a ton of student loans, a person that already owns a small business with little to no debt may be the better option at the time.
MRS_TERY_WOmann 0
I feel bad; that you got the short end of the stick of being with a dumbass. She obviously does not know what is needed in her life. So at least she did you the favor and let you go; so just think its better that way, because you're headed somewhere in life... =]
EMOLOVER55 0
ur betta off dude
fuckmilap 0
Maybe you lost your girlfriend cuz you were a complete dousche and tool and you have no regard for people's feelings. Stop being a dick and realize your not the shit. You wrote this blog just to get attention, and all these people have no idea who you really are or what your about, and their pity means nothing. **** you and get a life bitch, i slept with your ex.
kiss_me_kate 0
wow. lol. well man, med school must take a lot of energy away from the relationship? It sucks. . . but you've go to realize she wasnt the one. its so hard, especially with the first! You think that you will be together forever. Sometimes, though, love isnt enough. Sometimes circumstance takes precidence over internal aspects of the relationship. sorry, dude. but honestly there are so many amazing people in this world, all looking for other amazing people. THE GIRL. is out there. and you are one step closer to finding her now that youre done with... kimi? lol Peace Love and Light, Kate