Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML
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Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduled flight at the airport, we were generously moved to an earlier flight home. An hour later, our new flight had been cancelled and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight. Our original flight took off fine. FML
Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML
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Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML
Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly Prague, but emergency landed in Vienna. No word from the company or airport. After 4 hours of waiting, I took a FlixBus. Just as it left, I got a call: new plane in 90 minutes. My girlfriend was eagerly anticipating my return, ready for some fun, but now I'm delayed. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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skip231 0
If it's your honeymoon, isn't he no longer your fiance? Just wondering.
perdix 31
YDI for not waiting until marriage before going on your honeymoon. I'm not so holier-than-thou and superior that I look down on you for having pre-marital sex. But when you ask me to tolerate pre-marital honeymooning, that is something I cannot do. Some lines must never be crossed!
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Comments (78)
protooler31 0
i'm suspicious because you don't go on a honeymoon with your fiancée, you go on a honeymoon with your wife.
blastvortex 4
Ditto.
godyourethick 0
Was it Barbados airport? It can be hell to make a connecting flight there.
marriednow 0
No, we didn't have the honeymoon before the wedding. Obviously. But, technically, she isn't my "wife" until after the paperwork is filed with the clerk's office. So there.
aaron9989 0
YTDI why would u save pics of yourself naked?
Nesyaj0 0
You commented on the wrong FML, way to go.
onehotdemon 0
hahaha
lkrofct 0
oh no, you had to wait what, another hour or two to get on the next plane? who the **** cares? you would've had to wait that long anyway if your flight was on time to get your original flight. whine whine whine jesus, it's not that big of an inconvenience and it happens to everyone. also, no airline "holds" flights for people.
marriednow 0
Nice to know you're a dick. No, we didn't get to board the next flight a couple hours later because they only have ONE FLIGHT A DAY from Atlanta to St. Lucia. And, yes, airlines do hold flights for people. Maybe not dickheads like you, but for newlyweds they do.
Balding 0
Don't you have to get married in order to have a honeymoon?
Ninjaface 0
Wait, you mean you had two hours to kill and didn't start the honeymoon right there and then? Or maybe you did, and are mad about having to wait the other one hour, fifty-nine minutes, and twenty-six seconds...
Byrnevictim 0
How could you go on your honeymoon with your fiancee? Wouldn't she be your wife at this point?
LouHoo 0
Funny thing is... My husband and I were on that flight too..
youfuckedup 0
I am from St.Lucia as well lol....once you get here you will enjoy it, but you have to get here first :P