Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML
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Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduled flight at the airport, we were generously moved to an earlier flight home. An hour later, our new flight had been cancelled and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight. Our original flight took off fine. FML
Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML
Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly Prague, but emergency landed in Vienna. No word from the company or airport. After 4 hours of waiting, I took a FlixBus. Just as it left, I got a call: new plane in 90 minutes. My girlfriend was eagerly anticipating my return, ready for some fun, but now I'm delayed. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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skip231 0
If it's your honeymoon, isn't he no longer your fiance? Just wondering.
perdix 31
YDI for not waiting until marriage before going on your honeymoon. I'm not so holier-than-thou and superior that I look down on you for having pre-marital sex. But when you ask me to tolerate pre-marital honeymooning, that is something I cannot do. Some lines must never be crossed!
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Comments (78)
aj3411 0
word of wisdom, honeymoons are for just married couples, not still engaged ones.
imortal20 0
would she be your wife now not your fiancée? just saying
TyIsGeek 0
if she's your fiancé, why are you going on a honeymoon? geesh! you have no future together.
msjazalwayz 0
how can one be on their HONEYMOON with their FIANCE? wouldn't that be your husband or wife if you're on your honeymoon??
shepy27 0
this is a lie if that happens they would wait at least an two hours to let everyone switch planes...
Amaya26 0
Wow u r stupid u should have been ready for your plane
nela25 23
OMG my family is from St. Lucia!! I never thought I would see my island on here! But I agree with everyone else OP you need to get out of the past, you're going on a honeymoon with your WIFE not FIANCE.. Try to keep up
pinkroses918 1
your fiance and you were going on a honeymoon, doesn't make sense.
scice03 8
Wouldn't that be your husband?
lolmybutt 0
Well u must not have been flyin Southwest!