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Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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That is the greatest thing ever!!!!

did he get to the cherry?

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Ah! I want him, enjoy. Not a FML.

haha ur bf is awesome lol

blahblahblksheep 0

what exactly IS the proper technique #21?

It sounds like 2 guys not a girl and a guy.

So what? Just be happy he's eating you out. Some guys won't do it at all. Of course, I can't blame them. I wouldn't want to stick my tongue up there.

I dnt think yur supposed to stick yur tongue in the hole when u eat a chick out... I'm pretty sure yu "stimulate" the ******** with yur tongue. jus sayin... I think yur bf is doing it wrong lmao

Your* you*....idiot.

crocko101 it's a guy and girl dipshit he is eating her out so he is pacman

thankyou for explaining to that idiot

You're lucky that he didn't saw "Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!" Because guys who enjoy themselves down there are about as real as Santa Claus.

freddie_fml 0

Ahahaha, awesome. PS, stop complaining. Guys who are willing to go down on women are as rare as feathers on a frog.

I've.. Never seen a frog with feathers... Does that mean I don't exist? :s

billiemonster7 0

OMG! that is the funniest FML I have seen!!