Intimacy: Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 01:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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keso1 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:15

That is the greatest thing ever!!!!

M13LO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:22

did he get to the cherry?

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aahas7 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 18:06

It is amazing what guys/girls do once they get "comfortable" in a relationship!! Ha ha

asu28 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 18:41

This is not an FML; it's FTW!

dolf_fml 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 19:27

lol that's awesome

Canducci 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:28

lmao!!!!!!

keywestlov 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 22:15

ohh how i love thee...

Ohnothingreally 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:11

He's a keeper!

inface2b 0

Monday 5 October 2009 2:07

that made my day

cat83 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:34

lol, this is awesome :-)

kgirll13 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:06

4 words. i eat my asshairs

mmmrabies 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 19:30

thanks for sharing.

awesomehuman 0

Monday 5 October 2009 7:17

oh yeah oral is the best

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