Intimacy: Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 01:03 - United States

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Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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keso1 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:15

That is the greatest thing ever!!!!

M13LO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:22

did he get to the cherry?

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totalsoccerfan 0

Monday 19 October 2009 3:58

This guy is awesome

OhShizan 0

Monday 19 October 2009 9:03

Why are you complaining? He's the coolest guy ever!

schoolfml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:32

thats funny haha

mangochicxx 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:41

How is this an FML? Your boyfriend is totally awesome!

qwerty09 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:44

HAHAHAHA that's HILARIOUS! He's awesome! I don't understand why this is an FML when its an MLA (My Life's Awesome) haha :P

loveyadearly 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:58

ur boyfriend is awsome. I hope my boyfriend reads this and learns a thing or two.

Tang35 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 21:04

hahahahhaha! omg :) i told my boyfriend about this and he cracked up!!!! hes a pretty seductive tlker so in reply he says, "oh baby! ;D can i be pac-man? ill explore all the secret levels in the game and make sure i get "top score" hahah or somethin like that

angelann313 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 16:22

oh no! Hahaha! That's awesome xD

tomandhicky 0

Friday 6 November 2009 20:02

ill be your pacman that goes for EVERYONE, give me a call 07764145832

k43L1 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 21:04

HAHAHAHA ! you made my day OP

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