Intimacy: Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 01:03 - United States

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Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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keso1 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:15

That is the greatest thing ever!!!!

M13LO 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 9:22

did he get to the cherry?

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amdent097 0

Friday 9 October 2009 3:55

Your dude so fricken awesome!!!! and what is with all the comments about how hard it is to find a dude that wil do oral??? That is the first thing i get asked for...not can we have sex, but can i eat you out...so idk where yall are finding your dudes but you need to get new ones...if they expect oral they better give it!!!

megan_bright 0

Friday 9 October 2009 8:33

HAhahaha, amazing. I wish my bf had thought of doing that.

Phantom13 3

Saturday 10 October 2009 7:21

Hun....ur fiance sounds hilarious.....quit bitching and go marry the man already....

tori96 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:39

dude that sucks wtf is wrong with him? but thats funny. :)

cappypants 0

Monday 12 October 2009 5:08

lol.

BritBorunda 0

Monday 12 October 2009 6:33

has to be the funnest thing i have heard all day

asorordnajela 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 18:31

Wrong, but look on the bright side,, he's doing something from a classic, and not something you never heard of.

shittastic 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:43

ROFL! Your boyfriend is awesome. Lmfao..

DropBear2 0

Friday 16 October 2009 17:44

I agree with number 66...where are you finding these guys who wont eat you out?.... every guy ive been with has asked to eat me out....hmmm

bertiebass1 5

Friday 16 October 2009 21:03

ahahaha hilarious

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