Intimacy: Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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Steamy

By DreeStahr - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 20:59 - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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chevygirl23 17

Thursday 9 January 2014 23:37

********** in front of him & tell him he's not allowed to help

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 9 January 2014 23:34

What's the point of him telling you then?

Comments

Lilsbills 15

Friday 10 January 2014 15:20

I pretty sure that there is a button for that.

Alexthegreat475 13

Friday 10 January 2014 17:40

Revoke his man-card

chalupes 8

Friday 10 January 2014 19:25

Well I would never tell a girl no

tjhb 1

Friday 10 January 2014 19:25

Usually it is the other way around were he is horny and sad and she wont finish min off

hordriss 14

Friday 10 January 2014 21:16

At least he was looking at pictures of you rather than anything else!

itsjusttofunny 8

Friday 10 January 2014 21:17

why take it personal? It's my experience that some women love to starve their men of sexual activity. He is just leveling the playing field.

zsshamalama 11

Friday 10 January 2014 22:49

Maybe he was trying to be considerate so you wouldn't have to drive all the way over to his house.

sassy2085 16

Saturday 11 January 2014 1:23

Can't beat them join them

chriisteex 10

Saturday 11 January 2014 4:29

nopasanada 3

Saturday 11 January 2014 4:45

wow...thats just.........sad!!!!!!!.

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