FML : Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of...

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Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 April 2016 06:01 / United States - Spring

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By sharkgirl4 | 23

#6581806 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:14

Well that's fucking rude. And a terrible way to start an important day.

By Tripartita | 44

#6581817 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:18

Why would concentration camps gas a nearly empty chamber? Her incredibly stupid joke doesn't even make sense.

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By sharkgirl4 | 23

#6581806 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:14

Well that's fucking rude. And a terrible way to start an important day.

By marcranger | 28

#6581808 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:14

Can you file for a pre-emptive divorce from your MIL? Because this sounds like it goes beyond the usual "woman Hitler" expectations.

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brose180158 | 9

#6581845 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By EnJey0 | 19

#6581812 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:14

Hopefully you just misheard "Juice" as "Jews" and she just chuckled for no reason in particular. Otherwise... That's a really fucked up and uncalled for joke.

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SilentSpartan25 | 8

#6581978 - Sunday 17 April 2016 4:55

I guess you didn't notice the part where she said "a while lotta gas" and then the fact she laughed afterwards pretty much just told you she was making a joke

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lunax_fml | 14

#6581984 - Sunday 17 April 2016 4:58

thats what I thought as well, good chance it was just a very uncomfortable honest mistake

By biasedshooter | 24

#6581814 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:16

you know she loves jew now

By Lucario227 | 22

#6581815 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:16

I'm going to hell for laughing. But these jokes are in poor taste and you should tell someone if it bothers you that much.

By TrippyEyes | 16

#6581816 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:16

Wow hopefully she's not as big of a bitch as she sounds otherwise I'd just smile and ignore her for the rest of your life.

By Tripartita | 44

#6581817 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:18

Why would concentration camps gas a nearly empty chamber? Her incredibly stupid joke doesn't even make sense.

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domolovesyoshi | 33

#6581869 - Sunday 17 April 2016 1:40

I know, it wasn't only in bad taste but it was a terrible joke aswell

By amileah13 | 26

#6581818 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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may14th | 26

#6581987 - Sunday 17 April 2016 4:59

Not racist, just insensitive.

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noparlpf | 13

#6583242 - Tuesday 19 April 2016 1:07

Not borderline.

By Phinox237 | 6

#6581822 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:23

I did nazi that coming.

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ThrottleJockey | 34

#6581841 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:47

Jew gotta be kidding me! Did Jew really just say that?

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fakedsincerity | 32

#6581850 - Sunday 17 April 2016 1:00

Anne Frankly that joke was appalling.

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kelzo33 | 7

#6581923 - Sunday 17 April 2016 3:05

Ann Frankly, it wasn't even that funny

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LivToFail | 28

#6581971 - Sunday 17 April 2016 4:51

Heil man, how did jew nazi that coming, Anne Frankly these puns are killing me.

By missoops | 21

#6581824 - Sunday 17 April 2016 0:25

Yet another Texas post that's made it through onto FML.

FML.

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YveltalLugia | 17

#6581948 - Sunday 17 April 2016 4:03

Another person that complains about a certain type of FML passing when they can easily just go moderate.

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