Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
as far as I know, there is NOTHING in wow worth postponing a wedding for. Even if it was a world first deathwing. Yes, I'm a nerd Life>wow
Rico_Mal1116 0
Why would someone do that..? There is a time for fun and games and a time for life..
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mikescotty 0
that's so good
rosacutiepie86 0
Thats what WOW does to you, shouldn't have dated him in the first place. :)
nerfsharpshooter 0
@255 horde ftw! and with a drop chance of less then 1% on those new shoulders you want, that weddings on hold.
terence78 0
that's hilarious
thewhitehowler 0
like the song says, "stand by your man". buy him some acne cream, and microwave pizzas so that his warrior mind set can remain focused on the important task ahead. On to glory nerd boy!!!
sodapop976865 1
Oh my gosh this is so gonna be my ex boyfriend when he gets married. The reason I got dumped was because of his video game obsession lol.
cUt3w0lf66 0
um... world of Warcraft? seriously? wOw...
m0rgana 0
get away now any one knows a WoW player is a HUGE nub find someone that plays Asheron's Call
hermitism 2
My bad it took me that long to level two* 85s. (:
hermitism 2
@172, that isn't necessarily correct. It took me four months (and that wasn't even playing consistently and leveling alts that just got deleted) to level 85. And I know for a fact some people it takes even less time than that. And no, neither of the 85's were loomed so I can say for a fact that someone can make an 85 and gear it in 3- months.
jmalaer 5
I leveled 1-85 in 2 weeks. Not really that hard if you have previous mmo experience and no life.
xzenofx 4
when he needs to raid. you need to get a new man.