Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, I was telling my dad how I turned down some guy, but when I mentioned the guy's name my dad was like, “Oh, you mean the son of my old friend, studying computer engineering, genius, real future ahead of him, and you think you can do better than him? What’s wrong with you?” FML
Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML
Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, my father informed me that I will have no chance of dating a good man if I keep up with these interracial relationships. And that he won't be supporting me through college if I continue this "rebellion." My boyfriend is half black and loves the same music, sports, and movies as my dad. FML
Today, my dad is refusing to let me marry my fiancé because he said no when my dad asked for a loan of £10,000 to help clear some gambling debts. Apparently that shows my fiancé has poor family values and will be a bad father and an alcoholic husband. Impressive logical thinking there. FML
Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
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Top comments
MattStro 23
I suggest pointing that out to him and then I doubt he'll ever criticize your choices again.
BlueScales 15
And he's talking trash about YOUR relationship? Wow
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Comments (55)
Rainbowbish 21
Just have to say, your name is the best
cksmith51 14
Your mother was a hooker when she was 20. FYL, OP
MrDonSalvetti 27
If this was meant as a joke, you messed it up for good. If not, I recommend you to reread the FML again.
teapotrevolt 27
Some people have no room to judge... And shouldn't.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Unless he's trying for a PHD in some form of art, or music, or something, then it sounds like he will be just fine in the future. Especially after his student loans are paid off!
KingLewisII 34
almost PhD and actual PhD are two different things dump that zero and get yourself a hero
wordygirl 11
Tell him you were trying to find a jiggalo and that's the best you could do! lol Your dads a funny guy:/
MrDonSalvetti 27
Hypocrite at its best!
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Probably to make sure you didn't end up like him?
Thebluest1 16
Wow your dads a moron
Jeremiah722 19
Which university?