Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
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Top comments
KittyLahv 27
Well that sucks, to tell you the tooth.
powerkeep 24
Oh wow. Your family is full of morons.
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Comments (49)
pommy1 6
lmao
dewberry2001 25
Can someone explain to me the argument against battery operated toothbrushes being electric?
20minutesto9 23
I don't think your family understands what electricity is. Do they think batteries just run on magic?
pedrorocks 7
Wow, your family is really stupid
theangelicvixen 3
Sorry if i seem daft, but why the hell is this under intimacy?
Joseph24689 14
Oh god I'm dying
jassyladd311 13
sounds like my family xD
RebeccaMcQ 15
They aren't electric though. They dont charge through a mains.
DLBL 23
That's why we now say, "Powered" regarding things with batteries, like wheelchairs. Also, with no one talking, a little peace and quiet!