Miscellaneous: Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or...

By thechaos - 15/12/2014 22:24 - United States - Pittsfield

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

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Tuesday 16 December 2014 8:19

Well that sucks, to tell you the tooth.

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pommy1 6

Wednesday 17 December 2014 9:40

lmao

dewberry2001 25

Wednesday 17 December 2014 10:43

Can someone explain to me the argument against battery operated toothbrushes being electric?

20minutesto9 23

Wednesday 17 December 2014 21:49

I don't think your family understands what electricity is. Do they think batteries just run on magic?

pedrorocks 7

Wednesday 17 December 2014 22:31

Wow, your family is really stupid

theangelicvixen 3

Tuesday 23 December 2014 10:50

Sorry if i seem daft, but why the hell is this under intimacy?

Joseph24689 14

Friday 26 June 2015 5:06

Oh god I'm dying

jassyladd311 13

Monday 1 February 2016 0:39

sounds like my family xD

RebeccaMcQ 15

Thursday 3 August 2017 19:06

They aren't electric though. They dont charge through a mains.

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