gimmeafknbreak
Alamogordo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML
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cricketsins 36
I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.
FLIPmcCOOL 16
Well, did he pull through?
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Cadillac4427 8
he needs to work on his whispering skills....or just not say anything at all. yeah, that was probably best.
HarrisonHarrison 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Play it off like you planned on eating or stuffing more turkey later
Aweh_Olivia 13
They did plan to. Just in a different way.
ThomasBombadil 31
I guess sometimes silence isn't gold.
somewizdom 15
Eating your mother's turkey first.. Stuffing your turkey second.
dachayke 16
You should've reread that before you posted it.
drewflav 17
It would be a scene from a porno, and a bad one at that...
karlcolt45 19
simply tell everybody that he's an insomniac gourmet chef with antisocial personality disorder. as far as they'll know, he'll be cooking a wonderful turkey later that night, but he just can't express it in an acceptable way.
Sarairwin49 22
that awkward moment... so sorry OP
picante72 24
Maybe she prefers to be basted with the juices instead of stuffed.
azyjazy713 11
Now he knows your family members are good listeners. What happened next though!?
jh921971 10
Location location location
AKPlexy 3
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