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gimmeafknbreak Alamogordo, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

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gimmeafknbreak 4

It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

FLIPmcCOOL 16

Well, did he pull through?

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Comments (77)

JustinKirby 20

You guys have any pun-kin pie? Anybody? Eh? Eh? No alright

fmlxxsb 6

maybe he did not like your mothers turkey.

RedPillSucks 33

Morons need to choose the right moment.

kmartFTW 12

And then everyone joined together for a little session of Kumbaya! Also, atleast you got it in.

ea247 20

Oh god... O.O"

perdix 31

The room went sillent waiting for the punchline: "With the bone I'm really wishing for? Heeeeeyyy-yoooo'!"

worldclassrager 41

Well when you disappear they know where you went...a text would have been more discrete...

masterof1 7

Mmmmmmm stuffing. Will there be gravy?

christiancrew 11

You're dating an idiot

sickerthanyou 13

maybe it's an FML because OP would like to be double stuffed, gooble google!