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gimmeafknbreak Alamogordo, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

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gimmeafknbreak 4

It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

FLIPmcCOOL 16

Well, did he pull through?

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Comments (77)

bronx2713 10

Who eats turkey on January 17

underthesea12 24

Why are you making another turkey?

Pinkfun69 4

Young love;-)

Angela1991 10

That's hilarious. My husband always finds the weirdest things to say to turn me on like this haha

incoherentrmblr 22

Gobble gobble?...

edwin1 5

That's so funny...wrong timing that's for sure

Asstarotte 7

That is just... Sooo funny. So funny

reyrayrey 1

hahahahahahaha

Never2wonderland 5

Hope you flipped him the bird.

ThickLager 5

To say it that loud, he is a pathetic fu%% with no class or respect. Find someone who is a little more respectful and then u got a keeper.