Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML
Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
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k43L1 0
at least you know you're good in bed?
blland 0
casual sex then?
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Comments (46)
Silentknight 0
why is this an fml?
morgan020 0
good news your good in bed bad news you suck at being a bf/gf
Mx_Rider 6
o i failed then number 12 o well 12 wins
FlaminYawn 0
my ex was like this. She found the perfect guy on paper, except he couldn't get her off and she hated the sex, but our sexual chemistry was amazing. 2 weeks after they got married she was ****** me again, and I loved it cuz I hated him and I loved getting her off. It even motivated me to give her multiples just to show her she ****** up. I don't mind being used sexually...
xcrashxloved 0
hahahahahaha this makes my life lmao
Xeebar 28
And you're proud of this?
DynamicDave 11
@15: Youre an idiot and need to go away @OP: Friends with benefits FTW!
Mx_Rider 6
gooooo number 16 FTW friends with benefits is so amazing internet brownie for you*
iplayrugby18 11
Read between the fine lines...she misses having sex but the relationship is still over.
FromCFL 0
Good for your ex. Nothing wrong with missing something like great sex. At least she's moving on, unlike you.... YDI
Lonely_Lez 0
OP is female, yes.
Subjectzero 0
what a *****.