Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML
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Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML
Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
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k43L1 0
at least you know you're good in bed?
blland 0
casual sex then?
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Comments (46)
bsias4ever 0
haha ur a lesbo...
goodwithoutgods 20
No shit, Sherlock. How'd you figure that one out?
FoundManyLemons 0
Cocktease.
perdix 31
Unless their foreplay involves hassling a chicken.
EbonyGoddess 0
haha 15 nd 16 yall r turds
SouthParkAddict 0
just take it as a compliment.
watermind 0
She wants it. You don't understand girl talk. You are stupid.
ashley594 0
A woman wrote this!!! lesbians
SEXY_SEN10R_2010 0
wow #35 ur ****** up. who cares if they're lesbian??? let them live the life they want!
latina_daner3709 0
#35 just doesnt know that a woman can please another woman wayyyy better than any man could, trust a lesbian, we never lie ;]
SEXY_SEN10R_2010 0
ur ****** get a life and quit hating on ppl who arent straight.
burgydagamer 0
then say back, "its all good. the sex with the other chicks is better so...i dont miss it at all." (^_^)
Blacksteel56 3
I've had the same problem...and she had ulimate jugs aswell. just please don't say ur still trying to get her and everything will be fine. ^^
youtubetre_fml 14
So cool !!! It means you're a sexual beast :P