Intimacy: Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her...

By peacexout108 - 08/11/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML

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By wtf - 07/01/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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Make the most of it

By Godmish - 02/01/2009 05:37 - France

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML

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A change is as good as rest

By Anonymous - 12/01/2024 10:00 - Sweden

Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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By steph - 31/10/2008 07:11 - France

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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By Chels - 18/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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Romance ain't dead

By rawr101 - 02/10/2010 06:25 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my ex, "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied, "Really?" I got in return, "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML

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Salt meet wound

By max5 - 08/09/2012 18:19 - France - Casseneuil

Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML

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k43L1 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:24

at least you know you're good in bed?

blland 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:59

casual sex then?

Comments

bsias4ever 0

Monday 9 November 2009 18:25

haha ur a lesbo...

goodwithoutgods 20

Sunday 4 May 2014 17:23

No shit, Sherlock. How'd you figure that one out?

FoundManyLemons 0

Monday 9 November 2009 19:40

Cocktease.

perdix 29

Monday 9 November 2009 22:29

Unless their foreplay involves hassling a chicken.

EbonyGoddess 0

Friday 13 November 2009 15:53

haha 15 nd 16 yall r turds

SouthParkAddict 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 7:00

just take it as a compliment.

watermind 0

Monday 16 November 2009 17:41

She wants it. You don't understand girl talk. You are stupid.

ashley594 0

Monday 16 November 2009 23:43

A woman wrote this!!! lesbians

SEXY_SEN10R_2010 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:49

wow #35 ur ****** up. who cares if they're lesbian??? let them live the life they want!

latina_daner3709 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:51

#35 just doesnt know that a woman can please another woman wayyyy better than any man could, trust a lesbian, we never lie ;]

SEXY_SEN10R_2010 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:51

ur ****** get a life and quit hating on ppl who arent straight.

burgydagamer 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:28

then say back, "its all good. the sex with the other chicks is better so...i dont miss it at all." (^_^)

Blacksteel56 3

Tuesday 30 March 2010 1:00

I've had the same problem...and she had ulimate jugs aswell. just please don't say ur still trying to get her and everything will be fine. ^^

youtubetre_fml 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:24

So cool !!! It means you're a sexual beast :P

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