steph
France
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
No happiness for you
Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML
Anonymous
A good excuse
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
anonymous
Rancho Cordova, United States
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx
Singapore
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Depressed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
We were on a break
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Down
United States
Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
Anonymous
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
EpicOracle
Nigeria
Make your mind up!
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
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Jenny_Alles 0
For the record, I'm a girl. I have friends that do stuff like that and it pisses me off. She's clearly trying to start some crazy shit. Back away slowly.
Acesarcasm 0
I see this shit all the time. Selfish bitch need to make up her mind and be a big girl.
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Comments (46)
24788 7
She's using you I bet. Women can lie like no other.
coopcas 0
The OP is a woman.
fabulus_fml 0
Apparently she can't live without you and her other boyfriend.
jackbauerme 0
That sux. Good luck.
16274692 0
wow, that makes perfect sense..
mumafiedmustangs 0
kill him
pulpfiction_fml 3
She's giving you a hint that she needs you to "take care of him" for her. Then you guys can live happily ever after and all that jazz. Take the hint buddy, take the hint.
xpunkvegx 0
dude im in the same sitch i wish you luck
Zaiope 0
you are lucky man, she gonna dump someone for you
Scott_Montarello 0
what the **** can you do about that lol??!!