steph
France
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
No happiness for you
Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML
Anonymous
A good excuse
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
anonymous
Rancho Cordova, United States
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx
Singapore
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Depressed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
We were on a break
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fishy
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Down
United States
Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
Anonymous
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
EpicOracle
Nigeria
Make your mind up!
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Top comments
Jenny_Alles 0
For the record, I'm a girl. I have friends that do stuff like that and it pisses me off. She's clearly trying to start some crazy shit. Back away slowly.
Acesarcasm 0
I see this shit all the time. Selfish bitch need to make up her mind and be a big girl.
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Comments (46)
Overseer211 1
I've seen this on futurama.
fmlfmlihatemysel 0
cheatin *****
icey51797 0
im a girl. my ex cheated on me so i dumped him.i still love him but i have a new boy friend.
MelissaLecter 0
Tell her " I can't live without you, but I ****** your sister...twice"
john443 5
Sounds kinda like the movie Mean Girls
deadboyparis 3
****.
cwl727 33
Well she deserves it for dumping you.
fantasyworld 39
She's trying to create drama.
Balboa_Creed 11
She's only with you so she doesn't die.
waffles42088 12
Tell her then she better get ready then cause there wouldn’t be a snowballs chance I would be around her.