Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, my dad's car door was frozen shut. As he was in a hurry, he asked me to force it open. When I did so, the door slammed into his back. hard. Now he can barely walk, even with a walker, but he needs to walk in order for it to improve, or else he may become wheelchair-bound for the rest of his life. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, after a snowstorm, I went to start my car early in the morning for work. The door was frozen solid, so I had to jimmy it open with a screwdriver. Then, as I started to drive off, my foot slipped off the clutch and the car stalled out. The battery was too weak to start it again. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, I called a locksmith to unlock my car. He got it unlocked, but broke the handle so the door wouldn’t open. We had to break a window to get in. He still charged me his usual fee. FML
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
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Michael903 18
I think you are referring to a lighter (U.S. term). When you said torch, an acetylene welding torch popped into my head...
arrowhead790 6
To thaw the locking mechanism you can use a torch to heat up your key and then put that in the lock
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Comments (60)
bellydancer82 15
This reminds me of the time I went on a first date with this guy who picked me up at my house... Yea, I went to get in his car and pulled the entire handle off O.O
arre2006 19
windex. ammonia helps melt the ice quicker.
miss_jules 11
I suffer in the SA winter! I honestly don't know how people in cold countries survive. FYL OP, but at least you could get back into a nice warm bed!
mlhawkins 2
All my doors were completely frozen shut too. I even tried my lift gate and I couldn't open it but it was enough for my light to stay on so when I went to go to work this morning the battery was dead! I feel your pain!
sayroshi 15
Same thing happened to my door! Ugh.
MetalManiacHappy 21
sliiiiightly confused
dparnell21 2
Thats what warm water is fir DUMBASS
fuggotmuggot 14
Time to get a new car.
Kinsman 5
Stop your bitching, this happens to me every day.
farmboy555 7
Hair dryers work wonders. Or I'd you are a hobbyist who happens to have a heat gun you can use it. We use soldering torches on our tractors, you just have to be careful not to hold it in one place too long. Best of luck friend!