Transportation: Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic...

By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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thatonetribute 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:43

Kind of a bratty thing to do, hon.

KayDee29 31

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:39

This makes me happy. I definitely hit YDI.

courtz94 24

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:38

Maybe next time you shouldn't try to be dramatic. Maybe next time you should try to resolve the issue.

ukeandfoodislife 19

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Sunday 19 July 2015 19:00

Even though I agree with you, we've all done something like this before. Whether it be a car door, bedroom door, etc.

jet223 20

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:38

I have no words other than ydi u idiot. Stop being such a dramatic cunt. People like you annoy me and you deserve it.

KayDee29 31

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:39

This makes me happy. I definitely hit YDI.

pixierara 28

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:41

This is giving me flashbacks to Mr Incredible when he lost his job....

Angsty_Armadillo 25

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:55

I totally thought of that too! I'm not alone. Haha

JamisonB98 16

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Sunday 19 July 2015 9:24

"That was TOTALLY AWESOME!!!" -Little Neighborhood Kid in the Incredibles

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Sunday 19 July 2015 10:06

wicked "that was totally wicked" kid from incredibles

5FDPmetalhead 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 11:05

That was the first thing that popped into my mind?

_guy_j 12

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:41

How would being dramatic help?

alanamarieg 18

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:42

At least you showed her, right?

thatonetribute 31

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:43

Kind of a bratty thing to do, hon.

dyne808 34

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Sunday 19 July 2015 10:38

we've all done something like this once though...

TheGolfGTI 24

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:44

I bet that gets wheely tiring after a while.

hacksaw246 24

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Sunday 19 July 2015 17:36

I appreciate the effort but you may have tried a little too hard..

Anro_fml 17

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:44

Blame the chick

Loliology 10

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Sunday 19 July 2015 5:45

Do you drive a Nissan Shitbox?

thesmeagol 22

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Sunday 19 July 2015 17:06

Any car will do that depending on how hard you slam it/hit it. Easy 10 minute fix to reconnect the rod/clip or replace it completely.

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