Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML
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Udxero 6
Okay, I wanted to clarify a few things for some people. During this event, I was in the living room she was in her bedroom. She was actually laying down for bed; this was close to 10:00AM she was supposed to be already sleeping. So I thought she was already asleep. As for the bucket in the potty chair, my wife decided since my daughter is a big girl we would place it in her room, so if she needed to go at night she could. A bad decision on our part I assure you. She removed the bucket herself before the post occurred. Again she was lying down and suppose to be asleep, I did not know she did this either. Needless to say the potty chair is no longer in their room.
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evilbrent 0
love the way you wrote it
WIDRR 0
anyone else agree that this fml would be 10 times better if it ended with Bad: I'm dad. FML
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whererthefriends 0
This situation completely sucks, but to me it is pretty clear that "You Deserved It:" The bucket should have been in the potty-training chair. If that one simple action had been followed, there would be no problems whatsoever. Your daughter would go to the bathroom there--it sounds like she did everything right--and there would be no mess, and no dirty socks or walls. YDI for forgetting the bucket!
pentameter 0
Is there any way this could possibly be better worded? I think not.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
SPOONY! The way this is worded is gay and I hope you die. Go join the DGM, please and thank you. :3
perfectphlaws 0
a little gross, but loved it!
DameGreyWulf 1
Gotta love kids. Except not. Thank god I won't have any.
TheLizardKing 0
lol I love how you worded this
ditzykayla 0
haha. Don't you just love little kids and the way they try to do things on their own...and I just want to give you props...because that would have been a really stupid fml, but the way you worded it was pretty genius.
X7AfterlifeA7X 0
hahahahahaha =) *THUMBS UP*
BulletStreet 0
Best. Comment. Ever
Udxero 6
Okay, I wanted to clarify a few things for some people. During this event, I was in the living room she was in her bedroom. She was actually laying down for bed; this was close to 10:00AM she was supposed to be already sleeping. So I thought she was already asleep. As for the bucket in the potty chair, my wife decided since my daughter is a big girl we would place it in her room, so if she needed to go at night she could. A bad decision on our part I assure you. She removed the bucket herself before the post occurred. Again she was lying down and suppose to be asleep, I did not know she did this either. Needless to say the potty chair is no longer in their room.
DameGreyWulf 1
Ah, so she called for you, meaning she yelled for you, not got on the phone. Gotta love English, too lol Man potty in the room was a silly idea. Why show a kid the bathroom is their room? Asking for a brown toybox then.
Udxero 6
Lol talk to my wife about the potty in the room. I agree it was NOT a good idea. wife thought it might save on diapers some how? I don't know....
ccr69 0
Damn! All of my kids hated their naptimes and more than once used their naptimes ''creatively''. Kudos on the bright ideas, sorry about the outcome!
ZacharySutton 4
Stop being rude. She explained her story. She needed sometime to do other things when she was sleeping. This is not her fault!