Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML
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Udxero 6
Okay, I wanted to clarify a few things for some people. During this event, I was in the living room she was in her bedroom. She was actually laying down for bed; this was close to 10:00AM she was supposed to be already sleeping. So I thought she was already asleep. As for the bucket in the potty chair, my wife decided since my daughter is a big girl we would place it in her room, so if she needed to go at night she could. A bad decision on our part I assure you. She removed the bucket herself before the post occurred. Again she was lying down and suppose to be asleep, I did not know she did this either. Needless to say the potty chair is no longer in their room.
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evilbrent 0
love the way you wrote it
WIDRR 0
anyone else agree that this fml would be 10 times better if it ended with Bad: I'm dad. FML
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Az_daddy 0
that's so funny, same thing happend to me except my daughter used her pants then threw them in the toilet and flushed when she was done.
reneeiscute 0
Oh the joy of parenthood.
NatalieForRizzle 0
Lmao. This is quite funny. This sounds a lot like what my niece did. Only my brother-in-law would have died, he gets sick at the sight of poop for some reason.
Candisemo 0
haha that sounds cute if it wasnt poop... :) good luck potty training
kcbargeles 0
Awwwww kids :o)
SiLvEr_070 5
LOL this is one of the reason i'm never having kids
kara25 0
reminds me of that cat in the hat book with the pink ring going from one place to the other with every clean-up... adorable. Hey, at least she tried with all her might. :)
mylifesosucksbal 0
your kids a retard
Hockeylover87_71 0
hahaha :)
holycheesecake 0
awe so cute at least she tried to clean it up