Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML
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Udxero 6
Okay, I wanted to clarify a few things for some people. During this event, I was in the living room she was in her bedroom. She was actually laying down for bed; this was close to 10:00AM she was supposed to be already sleeping. So I thought she was already asleep. As for the bucket in the potty chair, my wife decided since my daughter is a big girl we would place it in her room, so if she needed to go at night she could. A bad decision on our part I assure you. She removed the bucket herself before the post occurred. Again she was lying down and suppose to be asleep, I did not know she did this either. Needless to say the potty chair is no longer in their room.
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evilbrent 0
love the way you wrote it
WIDRR 0
anyone else agree that this fml would be 10 times better if it ended with Bad: I'm dad. FML
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Comments (159)
TheEpicPies 15
That's the best!
pawzluver 7
Creative way to put it! :)
Judahsh 8
i love the wording
quinn1184 25
Looks like a shitty situation
Mimamim 2
All I could think of reading it - how lucky is your wife. My husband would never ever thought that's his business
Mabonga 12
sh!t happens when you party naked
Oliok 19
This became my favorite fml because of how it's written. You should become a novelist, op!
JustShootMeFML 32
Love the way you wrote this! Wouldn't have been as funny had you just said the end results. "Today, my kid pooped on the floor and used her socks to clean it. She then used the wall to clean her socks before calling for me to help. FML"
Bloodyskull 13
Well that was just a rollercoaster of events.