Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML
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Udxero 6
Okay, I wanted to clarify a few things for some people. During this event, I was in the living room she was in her bedroom. She was actually laying down for bed; this was close to 10:00AM she was supposed to be already sleeping. So I thought she was already asleep. As for the bucket in the potty chair, my wife decided since my daughter is a big girl we would place it in her room, so if she needed to go at night she could. A bad decision on our part I assure you. She removed the bucket herself before the post occurred. Again she was lying down and suppose to be asleep, I did not know she did this either. Needless to say the potty chair is no longer in their room.
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evilbrent 0
love the way you wrote it
WIDRR 0
anyone else agree that this fml would be 10 times better if it ended with Bad: I'm dad. FML
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dlbliner 0
why was a child who is young enough to just be using the 'potty' home alone?
moon21_fml 0
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABANANASHAHAHAHA!!
xyadove 8
why did she have to call? was she alone? :(
caitlin21holly 0
well written GOOD JOB OP DAUGHTER!!!!!!
bRENdAhxD 0
aww that's adorable sigh kids
Biebz4Lyf10 0
lol kids these dayz
Liveurlife123 0
well at least she tried to be independent! hahaha
fyl11122233 0
were you watching her do this?
MothsWings 4
You'll feel better when you tell her first boyfriend that...
jivveturkey 0
well at least shes creative:)