Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML
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Udxero 6
Okay, I wanted to clarify a few things for some people. During this event, I was in the living room she was in her bedroom. She was actually laying down for bed; this was close to 10:00AM she was supposed to be already sleeping. So I thought she was already asleep. As for the bucket in the potty chair, my wife decided since my daughter is a big girl we would place it in her room, so if she needed to go at night she could. A bad decision on our part I assure you. She removed the bucket herself before the post occurred. Again she was lying down and suppose to be asleep, I did not know she did this either. Needless to say the potty chair is no longer in their room.
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evilbrent 0
love the way you wrote it
WIDRR 0
anyone else agree that this fml would be 10 times better if it ended with Bad: I'm dad. FML
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lobby0ne 0
another how the hell is this FML?!?
ccr69 0
Easy, all you have to do is have some kids, and have one of them do something like this...or poop in the tub during a bath...or remove a poopie diaper in the middle of the night and play in it... At the time it happens it is definitely fml, after, it's very funny. Now, all of you without kids- please refrain from judgment because you have no idea what you are talking about. You need to be a parent to understand parenting, books and lofty ideals are a very poor substitute.
gordonskatespc 0
i love how this was written
Calaura9 0
Your daughter is great, she really tried to help you out. And she is now potty trained!
ely46 0
This is hilarious! I would not say this FML for you, but an FML for dad because she finally called for him. So it would be a FDL.
dcait_1196 0
reply to #48 and 51;; The OP is the dad. It would not be an FML if it was the mom writing this but the dad had to clean the shit off the socks wall and floor. OP;; I love how you wrote this hahah
godyourethick 0
Why wasn't the bucket in the shitter when your daughter was going to shit in it? Your fault.
Jincos 0
Bad; you are an idiot. Good; you can't think.
lola02_ 0
awe that's kind of cute!
Ret_fml 0
Aha, I loved Dr. Seuss. ;)
Drakon_fml 7
Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! Homer: Ooh, that's bad. Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt! Homer: That's good. Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed. Homer: That's bad. Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings. Homer: That's good! Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate. [Homer looks puzzled] Shopkeeper: ...That's bad. Homer: Can I go now?
hazelwolfeyes 0
o.o...i think i love you...LOL
x_Leopard_x 1
LOL! xD