kayadd33
Richmond, Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
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fsamslife92 8
Tell your daughter she's wrong. I'm The Chosen One.
dansco 25
She is the Chosen One! She will be Chosen to attend a mental hospital in the near future... Could be worse, she could've said she was the devil or she shot someone lol
missragdoll 0
That's some Ann Lee shit. She should make a Shaker Village.
Palirose 22
165...I'm Muslim too. And I wish you were related to me. You have more life in you than most of my family. I don't want to seem like a lesbian or anything. But id totally marry you. xD
Uluyara 6
Pff, that's nothing, I'm Dovahkiin!
Angelastic_fml 18
Well, at least she isn't pregnant.
leviosarain91 0
Potterheads are EVERYWHERE!
thesaracarrow 2
so what? she has an imagination, chill.
trinibrit 7
Your daughter seems awesome. :)
RogueWarrior869 23
Because somebody has to, did she claim to be the Dragonborn?