kayadd33
Richmond, Canada
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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perdix 31
1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.
Sparks808 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!
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ShipofDreams 3
House Of Anubis!
amadisdemitrius 5
Are we talking "Chosen One" Matrix style? or "Chosen One" like Eddie Murphy in Golden Child? If its the first one, then super cool and tell her to hurry up cause shit's ******, if its the later, tell her not to sleep with tranny hookers and she'll be fine.
BlackButlerFan 20
Oh no. She might go to my school!!!
goth_pixie 15
HOUSE OF ANUBIS OMA IM FANGIRLING!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHADHNKUDHBVSHHDSHC
Sh1btastic 4
If this is Religious then YDI... Religion is poison
chillnhill 24
So, does she still think she is the "Chosen One"?
shadows666 5
You say this like it's not normal.
HoranHugs 7
You should've just agreed with her. Then watch as she tries to k
abstracto1236 15
Holy crap! OP has thrice defied the Dark Lord!
bassfisher100 23
did the chosen one tell her that she is indeed THE chosen one? (._.)/